AND THE WINNER FOR PRETTIEST VAGINA IS!...

SO after my post about my "VAGIGI" having a really close and horrific resemblance to the underwater beast "The Kraken" (see Release The Kraken post) it got me to thinking, Maybe that's how it's suppose to look?? I don't know, I'm not saying it was a pretty sight (not to me anyway) but what are we comparing it to? Really? MOVIE STAR VAGINA'S that's what! And I'm not just talking porn stars, I was watching an episode of "Keeping up with the Kardashians" and it was all about the one sister having a panic attack because she needed a wax because her vagina had to be perfect for her husband came to visit. I thought "it's bad enough that every fiber of me has to feel inferior to most women in Hollywood, but now even my VAGINA is not up to snuff??!! ARE YOU KIDDING ME!! " No one, (except me getting to know the Kraken) not even my husband has got a close up look in quite some time so does it really matter??

I have NO problem with the regular bikini area shave and keeping clean and trim, but I think the whole pretty vagina thing has gotten completely out of hand! I decided to Google "waxing your vagina" and it came up with 1,510,000 results! Now let me spell this out for you, ONE MILLION,FIVE HUNDRED AND TEN THOUSAND results on waxing your crotch! There is even support blogging groups for women who think they have ugly vagina's! REALLY?? If your in a support group for this I have 3 words for you... YOU NEED JESUS

I have absolutely NO problem with women who want to do this but let's face it, the pressure being put on women today has gotten out of control. Now I have to be Keeper of the KRAKEN just to feel like I haven't completely let myself go? So I'm posting the question to you all to pose to the man in your life... AND PLEASE be honest here... Does it really matter?? I'm not talking being clean, and trimmed but at the end of the day when the man in your life is about to FINALLY get some ass do you think he will stop and say "Well, you didn't shave and I don't see any bling so I'm going to have to pass, your vagina is just to unkept for my taste" I KNOW my man doesn't! I'm sure he would be all sorts of turned on if I did have the ass and breast of Kim Kardashian, and the very pretty and kept Vagina of her sister but he doesn't, he has me...Kracken and all! He seems to get it all up and going with no problem at all and has for 15 years. I'm all for a pretty, perfectly shaped, glittering vagina, but I'm also all for a clean house happy kids, a successful business and some sleep!

So I guess what I'm saying is in the scheme of it all I really just don't give a shit if every women in America is waxing, molding and shaping their vagina for the prettiest vagina contest, I will be sitting on the sidelines with my maybe "trimmed" up beasty and beer cheering you all on and still getting laid (if I've had enough to drink)