Thursday, November 5, 2009

I'm Back Bitches!!

Guess who’s Back?? ME! So sorry to all my beloved followers… I’ve had ONE HELL of an October! Over committed, over worked, and then… swine flu went through the ENTIRE family!! So, how has the sex life been going you ask? It hasn’t. I think I’ve put out ONE time in the past month and I’m not sure if me lying on my back with my head turned to the side while trying to not breathe on my husband during our 30 second interlude would even be counted as “sex” but oh well, I’m counting it! I want to start off my return with letting everyone know that out of the $21.00 raised only $5.00 went into my account due to paypal and bank fee’s. So, I’m canceling the donation section of my blog and I will buy a gift for the angel tree with the money donated to date. I will come up with another way to work towards my goal of a healthier sex life and body. THANK YOU to all who donated for your support and belief in me. I’m so sorry it didn’t work out the way I had hoped. Time to get back on track. I will be blogging EVERY DAY again! YEA!! And I will be walking EVERY DAY also! AND, (could there be more you ask?) Nope, that’s it. I think blogging and walking is enough for now… JUST KIDDING!! I will try to explore my inner sexiness and once again find it in me to try and give two shits about sex and bla, bla, bla…. I’m back and that’s what matters. So get ready ladies and my one male that reads sometimes, it’s gonna get hairy!

5 comments:

  1. YEAH!!! I'm SO glad you're finally on! I've missed laughing out loud unexpectedly!!

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  2. I thought you had left forever!!??

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  3. A good man takes care of the one he loves. Maybe he should learn a new technique. Theres more then one way to please a woman in bed.

    I am sorry but I will have to remain anonymous at this point. :D

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  4. She discovered electronics! We'll never see her again. lol!

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